Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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