its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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