JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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