shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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