just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
This house was built for laser tag.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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