Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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