shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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