Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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