and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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