What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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