we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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