Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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