she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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