dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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