i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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