Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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