8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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