she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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