I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my being single is dangerous.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
