I want you more than these girls want KFC
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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