How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
