I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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