I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
