That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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