Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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