My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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