Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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