oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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