Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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