We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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