I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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