Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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