Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
His nipple licking is glorious
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