It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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