I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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