dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.