Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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