I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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