i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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