And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
