There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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