why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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