are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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