Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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