Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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