no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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