glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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