if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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