We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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