I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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