Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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