Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
