escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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