Please, let me fuck your mom
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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