The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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