if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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