on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am spending my child support on dildos
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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