He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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