the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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