Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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