She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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