So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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