There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Someone signed my nipple.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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